I'm Bringin Sexy Back HA!

so i found a necklace to match my weirdo green outfit it was awesome, I said no to temptation called Taco Bell- anything you can pay 77 cents for that contains meat,cheese and lettuce more than likely is not real mean but BUTT of some kind... anywho my mom took some pictures of me of me one with Broo Broo my bitty buddy who finds his way in my bed most nights and me being my diva self soooo enjoy i'll post more later! love ya!

WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK

So the only good thing about today is I was able to slide into a size 6 with ease and sexy confidence! I went into the GAP and put on a 6 for the first time since high school! YEAH BABY! woooooo!!!!!!! and I was able to celebrate with 3 of my favorite people! WOOOOO!!!!

So allow me to share the events of my evening with you. For starters my vocabulary has been broadened extensively and I've been informed of at least 15 new things that are wrong with me. On the upside, my cuticles are in fine shape since that was the goal of the evening. I had a customer call me and scream at me like a little girl because his policy went into termination status WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK this is what happens when you don't make a payment for 4 months, and yes while we do value your business we also value your payments!!! and when you don't pay bad things happen like terminated policies or lapses in coverage. We want our money like an ex wife with 3 kids wants her alimony and child support and we while we won't bitch as much as the ex wife we will take matters into our own hands. In addition to this I know he meant to insult me by calling me a little bitch however he made my night! because I'm in a size 6!!!!! :)

Yah I'm tired now so i'm going to go to sleep night friends more ranting tomorrow!

I realized something... I really dislike the 102 lb size 2 giggle at everything and flip your hair with your "perfect" girls, never counting calories, probably can't count at all, swipe daddy’s Visa card for the $100.00 pair of denim underwear as cute as that sounds I mean shorts (wish i looked good in them this whole rant is me being jealous just fyi :) , perfect hair no matter what element, 1.5 gpa (not jealous of that), cell phone mounted in their ear with the blue tooth device (I actually want one of those ha!) little sticky gems all over their phone, spitting I love you's out to ever Tom, Dick or Harry, did I mention giggling, BAFOONS,( I know I can be that too whatever this is my ranting session so ha!) I also think men who wear speedos need an encounter with a hungry grizzly bear, socks and sandals is just sick and you know it too! if it's cold outside don't wear sandals put on a normal pair of shoes!!! nose hair is pretty sick too... if your in jewel in the CONVENIENT SELF CHECK OUT LINE PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR MONSTER CHILD SIT WHERE THE FRICKEN GROCERIES GO!!!! That throws the whole damn thing off thus making me wait longer to purchase my 6 slices of lean turkey breast and 3 whole wheat rolls... I also can't stand back hair that’s so wrong in so many different ways TEEN WOLF WAS AN EARLY 90'S THING MEN!!! WAX THAT CRAP!!!! and wife beaters on skinny white boys is not hot! it's stupid you look like a tampon seriously... and men... whitie tities with yellow sweat stains and holes besides "THE HOLE" are not attractive burn that shit now go ahead I'll wait don't throw them away burn them!! okay now that that’s out of the way if you have a brain in your head and it's not glittery with stupidity feel free to send me a message:) okay airheads are welcome too I have my air head moments... a lot but we're not going there :)

Customer Service WHA?!!?

So I've been meaning to find a place to express my "feelings" about customer service. I love my job please don't get me wrong, however being called everything but a white girl because I for whatever reason can't pull my head out of my ass (as customers like to say) Granted if I could in fact place my head in my ass I wouldn't have to listen to them and I'm pretty sure my ass would be more interesting than the fact that you couldn't pay your bill because you were piss drunk in an alley somewhere and you had puke on your shirt from that 17th Yeager Bomb (that probably was not your brightest moment) ... yes sir I understand you had puke on your shirt and you probably crapped your pants! however sir we wouldn't see you through the phone make a payment naked eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for all we care we can't see you!!! maybe we should think about the more important matter here 17 Yeager Bombs!?!?Take your mind off the 45$ late fee!!!Sir go look in your bed first observe the person, is it female/human? because after 17 Yeager Bombs chances are you could have a fricken ELK in that bed and you would not have noticed the difference! wow I mean this is what I deal with all day! Or, Yes sir you're absolutely right I do suck as a person uhuh yes i know I am worthless (this whole time I'm making my own payment on my credit card and working on my cuticles) Yes sir I know how angry you are... oh you're going to blow up this call center? Okay sir I'm going to have to start recording this conversation because you're placing the lives of over 300 customer service reps in jeopardy, recording now. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?? A man threatens to blow a building up and legally I am obligated to inform him that I am now recording him??!!! are you kidding me!



Anyway I'm done ranting about that. I mean seriously this is so much better than seeing Hank at the local Home Depot with his ass crack sticking out of his jeans that are being held up by suspenders with little measuring tapes on them (cleaver who bought those for you, they must think you're pretty gay too...) oh and the famous tee-shirt "Items Under Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear" Sir I am pretty sure you really don't want people thinking your MAN BOOBS are bigger than they appear, because if those man boobies get much better you're going to need a reduction and lets not get started on the chewed up pencil behind your ear which is camouflaged by the out of control ear hair consuming the pencil (say I'm hot one more time and I will stab you in the eye with that mauled up germ ridden pencil) and go buy a weed-wacker for that sick ass ear hair and nose hair nobody wants to see that!!!!!!!! then maybe take a shower and use that foreign stuff in the bottle called soap lather up reallll good like 5 times rinse and then maybe you will look decent enough to go through the Browns Chicken Drive-Thru (MAYBE)



I see now why my mouth gets me in trouble now... lol anywho I'm gonna go for now more ranting and raving tomorrow I'm sure. And for now dear friends I should probably go shower :) I'm taking my brother out for his birthday! so I'll talk to you all later

Love ya all to death!