Customer Service WHA?!!?

So I've been meaning to find a place to express my "feelings" about customer service. I love my job please don't get me wrong, however being called everything but a white girl because I for whatever reason can't pull my head out of my ass (as customers like to say) Granted if I could in fact place my head in my ass I wouldn't have to listen to them and I'm pretty sure my ass would be more interesting than the fact that you couldn't pay your bill because you were piss drunk in an alley somewhere and you had puke on your shirt from that 17th Yeager Bomb (that probably was not your brightest moment) ... yes sir I understand you had puke on your shirt and you probably crapped your pants! however sir we wouldn't see you through the phone make a payment naked eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for all we care we can't see you!!! maybe we should think about the more important matter here 17 Yeager Bombs!?!?Take your mind off the 45$ late fee!!!Sir go look in your bed first observe the person, is it female/human? because after 17 Yeager Bombs chances are you could have a fricken ELK in that bed and you would not have noticed the difference! wow I mean this is what I deal with all day! Or, Yes sir you're absolutely right I do suck as a person uhuh yes i know I am worthless (this whole time I'm making my own payment on my credit card and working on my cuticles) Yes sir I know how angry you are... oh you're going to blow up this call center? Okay sir I'm going to have to start recording this conversation because you're placing the lives of over 300 customer service reps in jeopardy, recording now. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?? A man threatens to blow a building up and legally I am obligated to inform him that I am now recording him??!!! are you kidding me!



Anyway I'm done ranting about that. I mean seriously this is so much better than seeing Hank at the local Home Depot with his ass crack sticking out of his jeans that are being held up by suspenders with little measuring tapes on them (cleaver who bought those for you, they must think you're pretty gay too...) oh and the famous tee-shirt "Items Under Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear" Sir I am pretty sure you really don't want people thinking your MAN BOOBS are bigger than they appear, because if those man boobies get much better you're going to need a reduction and lets not get started on the chewed up pencil behind your ear which is camouflaged by the out of control ear hair consuming the pencil (say I'm hot one more time and I will stab you in the eye with that mauled up germ ridden pencil) and go buy a weed-wacker for that sick ass ear hair and nose hair nobody wants to see that!!!!!!!! then maybe take a shower and use that foreign stuff in the bottle called soap lather up reallll good like 5 times rinse and then maybe you will look decent enough to go through the Browns Chicken Drive-Thru (MAYBE)



I see now why my mouth gets me in trouble now... lol anywho I'm gonna go for now more ranting and raving tomorrow I'm sure. And for now dear friends I should probably go shower :) I'm taking my brother out for his birthday! so I'll talk to you all later

Love ya all to death!