SO! I went to JJC and took my COMPASS tests, I was fairly sure that I was going to end up in Introduction to Numbers or something like that but I DIDN'T!!!! I passed with a 98 out of 100!!!! I PASSED!!!! So the title of my blog would be the noise that escaped my lips when she told me I passed out of learning how to write the number 2!!!!!!! WHOOP!!!!
I'm sitting in the break room at work and I'm fairly certain the guy sitting next to me either bathed himself in Old Spice or he strangled an old man and stole his horrid cologne. He told me I smell nice (yeah it's SOAP I'll get you a bar for Christmas...) seriously how hard is it to shower? you smell like a nursing home! and I'm so not making fun of nursing home people I'm making fun of grown men who neglect to bathe... Sorry I had to get that out.
I came into work and I was told my overtime doesn't officially start until 12:30 crap! so I'm doomed to sit next to Ruprecht The Monkey Boy who hasn't stopped scratching his ass since I came into the room (hence monkey boy)
I also have a new cubical mate that sits across from me and not only does she talk like Fran Drescher but she also dressed like a prostitute that got sideswiped by porn star makeup and she calls me Bitch not as a mean thing she calls everybody Bitch she's just a true piece of work. In addition to her pictures of herself littering the walls of her cubical I really don't know how I'm going to deal with this woman on a daily basis, then she told me I
lack makeup application skills...Are you kidding me!?!? please tell you're joking because from here it looks like you got attacked by bronzer like you opened the compact and it came to life and started mauling your face but neglected to blend into your neck and your false eyelashes wow sister.... you have a whole lot of room to talk! okay I need to go now I CAN'T STAND CAPTAIN BRUT ANYMORE!!! Okay I'll talk to you all later! love ya bunches!
Friday, August 3, 2007
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Heidi Pie Limited
- Beauty For Ashes
- I have an addiction to 100 calorie packs and crystal light singles, sad I know Ummmm I love Trader Joes, and Starbucks Um reading I like escaping the world for a while, I love laughing and having a good time, Oh IlDivo wow yeah they're awesome! the color pink !! Victoria Secret yes I love underware I will until the day I die wear cute underware not saggy hanes full coverage crap! being a dork.I love to cuddling up in a big soft blanket and reading for hours when time permits it. I'm rather sarcastic actaully very sarcastic, I laugh a lot usually at other people and yes myself too. I have shit depth perception which is often the cause of my laughter running into things is a regular occurence on my part farting does that too...
2 comments:
that bitch better back off, she doesn't know who she's messin' with! You go girl! You can take her, she's lookin' for some fun it sounds like...she started it! Have at her...can't wait to tell you the latest on my in-laws and their judgment of my surgical story! Let's talk soon!
1. Congratulations! Don't underestimate yourself... you are one smart bitch! (hee hee hee!) I knew you'd do awesome.
2. Ruprecht The Monkey Boy --- that's funny!
3. Cubicle Mate -- sounds like she's really square!!! (okay, that was stupid!) Um, you have the most beautiful face and just the right amount of makeup.. Just because Cubicle Bitch needs paint to hide her ugly-ass face, doesn't mean everyone does. She's just jealous!!!
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